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Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.

There exists an online dating site ‘Herpes Passions’ which specially caters to people suffering from herpes. Read More : Romantic Propose Status Just for future reference. You don’t have to take me out on a date to make me happy, a simple ride in the country or cuddle up with me on the couch and we’ll do just fine! You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.

When you plan for a romantic dating with your loved one then you may read these Dating Status as taking a preparation for this nice meeting moment.

Here you can find lots of short and funny dating status to make your partner laugh to share on Facebook and Whatsapp! Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

— Sincerely, Women The trouble with living in sin is the shortage of closet space. - Linda Sunshine Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

- Missy Dizick There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. O'Rourke They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. - Scott Roeben Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.

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